A forum commenter posted this in one of his/her reply and I thought it’s quite cute, the way the equation goes:
The Great Donkey Theorem #1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human – enjoy = Donkey + Work
Conclusion:
A Human that doesn’t know how to enjoy = working Donkey.
The Great Donkey Theorem #2
Man = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Man = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Man – earn money = Donkey
Conclusion:
A Man who doesn’t earn money = Donkey!!!
So…
Moral of the story, don’t be a Donkey!
Gee, I’ve never realised that I’m that close to being a Donkey, but then again one can easily substitute Donkey with Llama, Ox, Lemurs, Ducks, and still have a balanced equation~
Aren’t you glad that you know your algebra?
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